Janeane Garofalo Calls Teabaggers Racist

OK. I have a new sweetheart. It is Janeane Garofalo. I have always been attracted to women with brains and who can appreciate humor.

Risking her career and the ostracism of closet racists everywhere, she boldly called the teabaggers racist, joining Jimmy Carter as the only white person brave enough to do so. She has stuck by her comments and repeated them on Bill Maher's show on Friday.

She also called out Michael Steele, who is in the Uncle Tom Hall Of Fame. She indicated that Uncle Steele suffers from Stockholm Syndrome, currying favor with his oppresors so that one day he might be free.

Black people are afraid to make these statements for fear of being accused of playing the race card. They stand silently by as brave soles in the white community risk everything to state the truth and call out the racists among them. Our leaders are being exposed as cowards in the face of obvious racism, much like the slaves who tried to discourage others from taking the underground railroad. These people will never be free.

Thanks Janeane! You have gained a fan for life.