Friday, July 10, 2009

Dave Chappelle on Michael Jackson



I thought Dave's views on the Michael jackson trial were right on point. Think of how many people, and governments benefited by his untimely death on June 25, 2009.

The Iranian Government- all protests stopped the week Michael died and resumed immediately after the memorial service. I guess the opposition watches American TV.

The Honduran Military- Staged a coup and nobody noticed.

Sen. Mark Sanford- Everybody forgot about his affair with a babe from Argentina and running away from the state and his wife and kids for seven days. He will probably remain in office thanks to Mike!

Sen. John Ensign- Had an affair with his campaign manager's wife and finally had to own up to it. All was blowing over, thanks to Mike, until this idiot revealed that he had paid "her family" over $96,000. Can you imagine how many hookers he could have had?

North Korea- Nobody is paying attention as they fire off missles, jam our computers, and hold our journalists. They can't figure out why because they have no televisions.

Steve McNair- Shot while sleeping by his crazy mistress.

Billy Mays- Annoying Man is Dead

Not to mention the media which continues to have a field day speculating about the father of Michael's kids, what drugs he took and how much money he had.

No rest for the famous.

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