Dave Chappelle on Michael Jackson

I thought Dave's views on the Michael jackson trial were right on point. Think of how many people, and governments benefited by his untimely death on June 25, 2009.

The Iranian Government- all protests stopped the week Michael died and resumed immediately after the memorial service. I guess the opposition watches American TV.

The Honduran Military- Staged a coup and nobody noticed.

Sen. Mark Sanford- Everybody forgot about his affair with a babe from Argentina and running away from the state and his wife and kids for seven days. He will probably remain in office thanks to Mike!

Sen. John Ensign- Had an affair with his campaign manager's wife and finally had to own up to it. All was blowing over, thanks to Mike, until this idiot revealed that he had paid "her family" over $96,000. Can you imagine how many hookers he could have had?

North Korea- Nobody is paying attention as they fire off missles, jam our computers, and hold our journalists. They can't figure out why because they have no televisions.

Steve McNair- Shot while sleeping by his crazy mistress.

Billy Mays- Annoying Man is Dead

Not to mention the media which continues to have a field day speculating about the father of Michael's kids, what drugs he took and how much money he had.

No rest for the famous.

Grave Robbers of the 21st Century

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I have heard of devious ways to make money before, but, this takes the cake! I lived in Chicago in the late 70's and early 80's. I have many relatives still there, although those who died had the good sense to be buried elsewhere. There were cases of funeral homes reselling caskets. They would sell expensive caskets to grieving family members, display the casket at the funeral, then put the body in a cheap casket (or no casket at all) and bury it. Once buried it would never be discovered.

One has to ask, did the families ever visit the gravesites of the loved ones they grieve over now? This shit went on for four years? They were only discovered after someone from the inside snitched, probably because they failed to get a cut. Did the families ever go to the cemetery on special occasions and lay flowers or pray?

I think expensive burials should become a thing of the past. Cemeteries take up lots of space, are often vandalized, seldom visited, and expensive to maintain. Cremation should be the law. It is least expensive, there is no plot or cemetery to maintain and it is space efficient.

The employees who did this were only pursuing the American Dream. Hell, $300,000 in four years for four associates works out to a nice chunk of change. Not to shabby for a gravedigger. Sure they belong in prison and will probably burn in hell, but, there is sure to be a movie of the week and book deal for somebody here. The dead never knew what happened and the living didn't care. At least they weren't selling drugs to the living or shooting people, making them dead.

The moral of the story is, Either visit your dead relatives or dig them up.

Philadelphia Pool Refuses Black and Hispanic Kids

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Just goes to show you racism isn't restricted to adults. Of course, the club sent out a letter saying the kids changed the "complexion of the club". They were too racist to allow the kids to swim even one day per week, even though the daycare paid in advance and the club is hurting for members.

The Mayor, District Attorney, Governors Office, or Justice Department should be actively investigating this club and should close it until further notice. If our kids are not allowed to swim there, none should.

Moving Farewell to Michael

This has to go down as the most moving memorial service ever witnessed on a global scale. The tributes were moving, the performances fantastic, the setting surreal. Al Sharpton summed up the views of Michael's legions of fans,family and friends around the world. Michael's daughter Paris moved the whole world to tears.

Now, let the vultures feast on his bones! The same vultures who had been circling for years now have a clean shot at fresh meat. The news media, the ex-wife, the creditors, the family, and law enforcement. let's take a look at each of these parasites.

The Media- Tops among all bloodsuckers! The media that hounded Michael Jackson in life now has open season to make any unfounded accusation it wants to. They aleady started by repeatedly telling everyone that Jackson was deeply in debt, without producing any financial information other than speculation. They are spreading rumors that he died of a drug overdose, without any information from the Coroner. They are already harassing Debbie Rowe, the ex-wife, to get custody of those white kids, just so they can broadcast a circus from the courthouse. All while making money from advertisers and sponser. Every time Michael Jackson is mentioned viewership goes up. They don't even need facts!

The Ex-Wives- Debbie Rowe is already being hounded by the media to reclaim those white kids from that Black family, and get the trust money right now. There is also money to be made talking about Michaels' sex life and personal behavior. Although she has given up custody for money, twice, the media seems to think there is controversy here, so wind her up. Lisa Marie Presley can now go over all the sordid details of her marriage to Michael, since she had no role in the memorial. Look for a book deal in the coming months.

The Creditors- Look for the creditors to line up immediately and ask that assets be sold, below value, to satisfy debts. Look for Sony to try to gain complete control of the Beetles catalog, now that the price is right.

Law Enforcement- The LAPD and District Attorney's office have been after Michael Jackson for a decade. They trumped up molestation charges, using a family with zero credibility to ruin Michael jackson's reputation, financially bankrupt him, and put him in jail. Now these assholes overestimated the crowds for the memorial service, spent between $3 million and $6 million in police overtime, then had the nerve to ask the family to pay for it! What DICKS! They never asked the public or family of Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, or Frank Sinatra to pay for shit. They did'nt seem too concerned about money when they spent millions on the wrongful prosecution of an innocent man! Michael Jackson did not recieve one dime back from the enormous legal fees he incurred. Screw the POLICE! No kid ever said that Michael Jackson screwed them, performed a sex act on them, or took revealing pictures of them. Michael Jackson was prosecuted, a hundred priests were not.

The Family- The brothers Jackson are overjoyed that they no longer have to ask little brother for money. They can just ask their 85 year old mother instead. They need money for ex-wives and bad business decisions. Joe is overjoyed that he can continue to beat out all the money he needs for cheap suits.

I am sure there will be others. Dancers will say they came up with all of his moves. Musicians will say they wrote or produced songs they did not write.

Where there is money, I'll be there!

Oklahoma Keystone Cops

Not all cops are racist and stupid. Some are racist, some are stupid, and some are racist AND stupid. Like this idiot.

He harassed an EMT on his way to the hospital with a patient inside, just because he had the power to do so. In addition, he got the support from his police chief and was not suspended, fired or reprimanded. The cops had to place himself on paid leave. The EMT was not arrested or given a citation.

Watch out in Oklahoma. If the Highway Patrol is this stupid, what are the local cops like?

The King Is Dead- The Dream Lives On

Rest In Peace!

Congressman Peter King Let's His Klan Robe Show

What a Jerk. Instead of joining the nation in mourning a musical legend and credit to our country, this asshole slams the King of Pop for unproven charges and accusations. I guess if you can't hang a man legally, slander him after he is dead.

Jerks like this are the reason Michael jackson left the country, his ranch, and his family after the trial. He knew he would always be judged by people who never take responsibility for their own lives. Almost financially ruined, hounded by press, fans,creditors, promoters, leeches, blood-suckers and family members, death must be a welcome release.

Rest in peace Michael Jackson